17 Funny Valentine's Gifts

Nothing says "I melt for you" quite like a chocolate fountain. Skip the boring box of chocolates and go straight for the ridiculous yet delicious drama of cascading chocolate that turns your Valentine's Day into a hilariously messy affair of dipping everything in sight.

A handcrafted pottery mug that makes them smile with their morning coffee is the perfect blend of practical romance and everyday joy. Love doesn't always need to be serious.

Nothing says "I love you, but I also love your sense of humor" like a coffee mug with a witty message she'll see every morning while caffeinating.

Nothing says "I know exactly what makes you laugh" like a custom t-shirt with that inside joke only you two understand. She'll wear your humor close to her heart.

Nothing says "I love you" quite like the gift of making fluffy clouds of sugar at home. A cotton candy maker brings that nostalgic carnival magic right to your kitchen, perfect for those who believe romance tastes best when it's spun into sweet, pink perfection.

A playful way to spice up Valentine's Day with laughter and intimacy - these erotic games turn awkward moments into memorable adventures you'll both be giggling about for days.

Nothing says "I care about your pleasure" quite like a gift that brings relaxation and excitement. An erotic massager makes for a playfully intimate Valentine's present that keeps on giving long after the chocolates are gone.

Nothing says "I love you" quite like a vibrating penis ring for Valentine's Day. It's the gift that keeps on giving... and vibrating. Both of you will be thanking me later.

Because nothing says "I love you" like the gift of cozy comfort with a side of humor that he'll actually wear more than once.

Keep them hydrated and laughing with a custom water bottle featuring an inside joke or flirty message that'll make them smile with every sip.

Make them laugh every time they dry the dishes with a custom kitchen towel featuring an inside joke or silly message that's uniquely yours.

Sometimes the sweetest way to say "I love you" is with tiny adhesive declarations of affection that make them laugh every time they see them.

Skip the flowers and chocolates this Valentine's Day and gift a T-shirt with a hilarious message that will make them laugh every time they wear it.

Nothing says "I love you" quite like learning to make chocolate together - the sweetest way to laugh, create, and possibly wear some cocoa in your hair.

For when flowers seem too predictable, chocolate-covered fruits say "I love you" with a delicious twist of humor. Who needs roses when you can give the gift of fruit wearing a chocolate tuxedo?

Nothing says "I love your nerdy side" quite like a comic book on Valentine's Day. Skip the traditional roses and chocolates and give them something they can actually enjoy for hours—superhero adventures or witty graphic novels that'll make them smile and think of you with every page turn.

Because nothing says "I love you" quite like teaching them to mix drinks that'll make your date night conversations way more interesting and slightly less coherent.