16 Funny Valentine's Gifts
Some relationships don't do serious romance, and honestly, that's not a flaw — it's kind of the whole thing. If your person would cringe at a heartfelt card but lose it over something ridiculous, then a funny gift isn't the easy way out. It's actually the more accurate one.
Getting the laugh right matters, though. There's a difference between a gift that's genuinely funny to them and one that's just generically weird. The best ones in here sit right at that line — a little absurd, a little thoughtful, and way more memorable than anything wrapped in red foil. You'll know the right one when you see it.
Table of contents
- Humorous Fiction Book
- Coffee Mug
- Drinking Game Set
- T-Shirt
- Custom Coffee Mug
- Custom Women's T-Shirt
- Custom Beer Mug
- Movie Night Gift Set
- Animal Costume
- Cocktail Masterclass for Two
- Gourmet Chocolates
- Cocktail Making Masterclass
- Erotic Game
- Adult Board Game
- Artisan Chocolate Truffles
- Dark Humor Fiction
Humorous Fiction Book
A funny book is honestly one of the best Valentine's gifts you can give. It's something they'll actually use, and every time it makes them laugh, they'll think of you.
Coffee Mug
A funny mug they'll reach for every morning? That's honestly a better Valentine's Day gift than flowers. Bonus points if the joke lands before they've had their first sip.
Drinking Game Set
Nothing says "I know you" like a drinking game set for Valentine's Day. Skip the roses and make it a night you'll actually remember — or maybe won't, depending on how the game goes.
T-Shirt
A funny t-shirt is honestly one of the easiest Valentine's wins — he'll actually wear it, and you'll both get a laugh every time he does.
Custom Coffee Mug
A personalized mug they'll reach for every single morning — and think of you every time they do. Bonus points if the message is embarrassing enough that they hide it from coworkers.
Custom Women's T-Shirt
A custom tee she can actually wear is way more fun than a generic card — throw a funny inside joke on it and she'll think about you every time she puts it on.
Custom Beer Mug
A personalized beer mug is probably the most honest Valentine's gift you can give someone — it basically says "I know you, I love you, and I want you to drink in style."
Movie Night Gift Set
A movie night gift set is honestly one of the most low-key thoughtful Valentine's gifts out there — no pressure, just snacks, a good film, and the two of you on the couch.
Animal Costume
If flowers and chocolates feel too predictable, an animal costume is the kind of Valentine's gift that'll actually get a laugh — and maybe even end up worn to a party.
Cocktail Masterclass for Two
Because nothing says "I love you" quite like learning to make a proper cocktail together — and having someone to blame if it tastes awful.
Gourmet Chocolates
Skip the generic box of chocolates and go for something they'll actually remember — gourmet picks feel indulgent without trying too hard.
Cocktail Making Masterclass
Nothing says "I love you" quite like learning to make a proper drink together. A cocktail making masterclass is honestly way more fun than dinner and flowers.
Erotic Game
An erotic game is one of those gifts that's equal parts funny and genuinely useful for a Valentine's Day that actually goes somewhere interesting.
Adult Board Game
Skip the boring dinner reservation and pull out a board game that'll actually make you both laugh — or question your relationship in the best way possible.
Artisan Chocolate Truffles
Chocolate is basically the universal love language, and artisan truffles take it up a notch. They're indulgent, a little fancy, and honestly way more thoughtful than a drugstore box.
Dark Humor Fiction
Nothing says "I know you" like a book that makes someone laugh at things they probably shouldn't. Dark humor fiction is weirdly intimate that way — it's not a gift you'd give just anyone.